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    difference between chuck and jack, is jack is a fictional character.

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    chuck could never be beat--he could roundhouse kick Godzilla in the head if he felt the urge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tableleg View Post
    Jack Bauer propaganda. That site only exists because Chuck allows it to.

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    Psh, Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas. When Chuck Norris get's to be that kind of popular, then we'll talk.


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    you couldnt call it a fight between jack and chuck, when chuck just roundhouse kicks his head off on his first move, thats not a fight!!! If chuck norris didnt show up he would still win.

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    This is true, Chuck Norris would still win. But I would like to see him fight Steven Seagal.
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    stevens fat and old and not all the speeded up bitch slaps in the world would save him from a Chuck Norris round house to the face.

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    You guys don't know Jack very well: Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. You're talking about the guy who, If were president, he would protect the secret service instead of the other way around. You can't just kick that in the head and win.

    Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes. I'd like to see Norris try that!

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    I don't think Chuck would even have to pull out the roundhouse to take down Segal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tableleg View Post
    You guys don't know Jack very well: Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry. You're talking about the guy who, If were president, he would protect the secret service instead of the other way around. You can't just kick that in the head and win.

    Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes. I'd like to see Norris try that!
    Chuck never would've spent 20 minutes in a Chinese prison, much less 20 months.

    An M-16 and a sack lunch is all Chuck would need to deal with the Chinese Army.
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