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    The line forms over there!

    Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict


    A woman in the United Kingdom says she has the urge to have sex up to 10 times a day after she fell off her Wii Fit board.
    "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Amanda Flowers of Manchester told the U.K.'s Daily Star. "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply."
    A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome, saying she likely damaged a nerve in the fall.
    She told the Daily Star that small vibrations, like the one from her cellphone or a food processor, turns her on.
    Flowers is single, but hopes to find a boyfriend.

    CANOE -- Technology: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Yaskowich View Post
    Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict


    A woman in the United Kingdom says she has the urge to have sex up to 10 times a day after she fell off her Wii Fit board.
    "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm," Amanda Flowers of Manchester told the U.K.'s Daily Star. "With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply."
    A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome, saying she likely damaged a nerve in the fall.
    She told the Daily Star that small vibrations, like the one from her cellphone or a food processor, turns her on.
    Flowers is single, but hopes to find a boyfriend.

    CANOE -- Technology: Wii Fit accident turns woman into sex addict

    No wonder Wii fit is so hard to get right now!

    Yes split I know I said hard............
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    Hmm, I've been living with that disease since I was about 14 and the Wii didnt exist then.

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    Too funny!

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    Shouldn't this be in the Womans Issues Forum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DevilDiver View Post
    Shouldn't this be in the Womans Issues Forum?
    what's the issue?
    i'm not as think as you drunk i am ...

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    And I'm stuck here with my lame-ass GameCube.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigg_Budd View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DevilDiver View Post
    Shouldn't this be in the Womans Issues Forum?
    what's the issue?
    Don't you know?

    Men have laws and women have issues....
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