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    TadPole
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    Talking Does this go for you as well? lol

    Sorry but these were funny and i had to post it

    WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH...........
    1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

    2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD &; WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

    3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

    4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

    5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY, PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT

    6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

    7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

    8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US

    9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

    10. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

    11. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

    12. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

    13. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT...

    " 14. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S UP WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

    15. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

    16. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

    17. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

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    haha some of it reminds me of the cruise lol

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    ahhh, the good old days.

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    #5 is completely me, only it's pizza. Somehow.. someway.. it's always pizza..

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    Ouch.....I was 20 once, thank god I outgrew it....

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    Oh I can so relate ...

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    #6, #6, and #6 again!

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    whats sad is i just counted and i can relate to 14 of those things.. how sad is that. lol but im still young its all good haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheddarchick View Post
    Ouch.....I was 20 once, thank god I outgrew it....
    Outgrew or lived through?
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