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    Shark
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    Time for a joke.

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Watson wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Holmes, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Dr. Watson" exclaims Holmes. "And what do you deduce from that?" Sherlock ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Dear Doctor?"
    "Holmes, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"

    Sine Timore!

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    Good one SS!!
    any puddle...anytime...anyplace!

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    2 men walked into a bar
    they both said ouch!!

    dumb dumb dumb
    God is good, no matter what!!

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    I was wondering why they were lying under the stars right next to each other?

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    hahaha...its really nice...good one

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    Argh! I smiled though.

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    Did you hear about the guy who stole calendars?

    He got 12 months...

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    Good joke.. I was really concentrated reading.. that I didn t expect the conclusion.. :P I can't wait to tell it at work tomorrow ))

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    I have a knock knock joke.....you start!!!!
    God is good, no matter what!!

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    I'm sure I'm going to regret this....

    Knock, Knock

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