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    Middle Age and Texting

    Some are just plain funny. Some hit to close to home

    MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:
    ATD -at the doctor.
    BFF -best friend fell.
    BTW -bring the wheelchair.
    BYOT -bring your own teeth.
    FWIW -forgot where I was.
    GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
    GHA -got heartburn again.
    IMHO -is my hearing aid on?
    LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
    OMMR -on my massage recliner.
    ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
    TTYL -talk to you louder!

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    Dad's list was a little longer

    ATD: At The Doctor's

    BFF: Best Friend Fell

    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

    CBM: Covered By Medicare

    CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

    FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers

    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

    FYI: Found Your Insulin

    GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

    GHA: Got Heartburn Again

    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

    LOL: Living On Lipitor

    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

    OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

    ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And can't Get Up

    TTYL: Talk To You Louder

    WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

    WTP: Where's The Prunes?

    WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

    LMGA: Lost My Glasses Again

    GGLKI
    Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In

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    TadPole
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    hilarious!

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    IBM - I Broke Mine
    Greetings,
    ScubaBB

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    Grouper
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    A bunch of good ones!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScubaBB View Post
    IBM - I Broke Mine
    IBM - It's Better Manually
    And on the eighth day, God said, "OK, Murphy, you take over"

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Yaskowich View Post
    IBM - It's Better Manually
    IBM - Inappropriate Bowel Movement
    Rick

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    Grouper
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    OCD - On the crap dummy.

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    HaHF - Having a Hot Flash
    "The sea is not out to get you. It does not even know you exist."

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    BTW - by the way
    www.bambootoys.com.au

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