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    Top 10 pickup lines for divers

    These are the top 10 pick up lines for divers. (Stolen from Scuba Diving magazine)

    10) "The way your mask leaves those lines on your face is soooo sexy!"

    9) "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your wetsuit."

    8) "Of course it's for science! We're all gonna be living down here one day!!"

    7) "Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?"

    6) "Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that's just mysterious underwater coral bleaching."

    5) "That wetsuit would look great on my floor!"

    4) "I'm tired of one-dive stands I'm looking for some meaningful buddy breathing."

    3) "Voulez-vous plongez avec moi?"

    2) Sobbing: "Can you believe they still kill dolphins in some countries?"

    1) "I'm either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly."
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    Top 10 Underwater April Fool's Jokes.




    Top 10 Underwater April Fool's Jokes (also stolen from Scuba Diving magazine)

    10) Put vaseline in your buddy's mask defogger bottle.

    9) Borrow the mechanical Jaws from Universal Studios and install at Stingray City.

    8) Honest, pull my finger, I did jam it on my tank.....

    7) Turn your buddy's Spare Air into a Spare Pepsi.

    6) Scatter fake rubber alligators around the springs during open-water checkouts.

    5) The dive boat captain tells you that it's just a "three-hour tour".

    4) Pee in your buddy's wetsuit.

    3) Fill student tanks with helium for pool session.

    2) In an out-of-air situation, hand your buddy a real octopus.

    1) Say to your buddy, "I'm sorry I thought I turned your air ON."




    --Zeagle Eagle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeagle Eagle View Post
    These are the top 10 pick up lines for divers. (Stolen from Scuba Diving magazine)

    10) "The way your mask leaves those lines on your face is soooo sexy!"

    9) "Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your wetsuit."

    8) "Of course it's for science! We're all gonna be living down here one day!!"

    7) "Pardon me, when you walked by my mouth went dry ... could you spit in my mask for me?"

    6) "Tan line from a wedding ring? No, that's just mysterious underwater coral bleaching."

    5) "That wetsuit would look great on my floor!"

    4) "I'm tired of one-dive stands — I'm looking for some meaningful buddy breathing."

    3) "Voulez-vous plongez avec moi?"

    2) Sobbing: "Can you believe they still kill dolphins in some countries?"

    1) "I'm either bent or in love, sweetheart, because when I see you I get all tingly."
    1, 5, & 9... in that order!

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    Wow! That's awesome guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scubatoysjojo View Post
    Wow! That's awesome guys.
    I remember being on a dive trip a few years ago hearing a crew member use a couple of those lines. I don't remember awesome being used to describe it then.
    Originally from the Great White North, I give you...

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