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    The Perfect Husband

    THE PERFECT HUSBAND

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me.
    Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes"

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
    only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models.
    I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000"

    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing . . . the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really
    a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
    astonishment, mouths agape.

    He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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    Grouper
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    good one!


    Jas.

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    Moderator ST-Forum Mod Charles R's Avatar
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    Nice But I think that was my phone! Oh wait she dosent ask!
    "If you can't get wet doing it, it can't be fun"

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    TadPole
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    thats funny.

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    Shark
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    can you imagine the look on the phone owners face when he gets home????
    God is good, no matter what!!

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