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Thread: An Old Flame Called

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    Grouper
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    An Old Flame Called

    This morning I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who
    called 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around. We lost track of
    time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy
    together.

    I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up
    and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'. 'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

    'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said, 'I'm a bit
    older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me. Plus I
    don't really have the energy I used to have.'

    She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

    'Yeah.' I said. 'Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline
    that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of
    muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a bit yellowed and I
    am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me saying that
    tubby grey haired older men were cute, and she was sure I would still
    be a great lover.

    Anyway, she giggled, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'

    So I told her to screw off.

    No sooner does man discover intelligence than he tries to involve it in his own stupidity.
    Jacques Yves Cousteau

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    Grouper
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    Dang man. That was cold...

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    that's the funniest thing i've read in a long time, i had to forward it to my wife

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    Now THAT my friend is funny!
    "Stay thirsty my friends"

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    You had me going for a second..too funny!

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    That was a good one!!!!!
    Scubatoys - My LDS From 1,075 mi Away!!
    ZEAGLE Brigade/ZEAGLE Envoy Deluxe/ZEAGLE Octo-Z....Anybody seein' a pattern here???

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    I'm admitting, right now, that I'm going to steal that and post it elsewhere. That's a great one!

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    HA, Ha, Ha, didn't see that one coming.

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    Grouper
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    nice story - Tom Leykis would like this one

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    Bravo! Resist the temptation! Only date sea nymphs!

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