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    Reality Check heheh

    i know i keep posting my funnies in Man Laws but everyone ends up reading it anyhow lol

    An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...

    The doctor asked him how he was feeling , and the
    86-year-old said ,
    Things are great and I've never felt better.
    I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
    "So what do you think about that Doc ?"

    The doctor considered his question for a minute and
    then began to tell a story.
    "I have an older friend , much like you , who is an avid hunter
    and never misses a season.

    One day he was setting off to go hunting.
    In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane
    instead of his gun."
    "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.

    He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature.
    Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang , bang'."
    "Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

    Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor.
    The 86-year-old said ,
    "Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
    The doctor replied , "My point exactly."
    divin geek..

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    danm that wrong

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    Thats one way to get your point across.
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    Very funny
    It's all good!

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    Hilarous!!!

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    That my friends is baaad!!!

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    I like that one!!

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    OK I guess another "reality check" joke belongs in this thread: Two hookers are arguing about who's the best when they enter a restaurant. They spot a 90 year old man sitting at a booth and one them says, "I'll prove I'm better by getting this old man excited. Watch this!" She approaches the old man and says, "Hey pops, how about some super sex?" He looks up from the menu and says, "I'll have the soup."

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    Quote Originally Posted by cow109 View Post
    OK I guess another "reality check" joke belongs in this thread: Two hookers are arguing about who's the best when they enter a restaurant. They spot a 90 year old man sitting at a booth and one them says, "I'll prove I'm better by getting this old man excited. Watch this!" She approaches the old man and says, "Hey pops, how about some super sex?" He looks up from the menu and says, "I'll have the soup."


    I like it!!!!


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    Just Dive it

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