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Old 02-01-2009, 05:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A bunch of fella's are here for the big game and of course there is one form Texas. He had a funny one...

Job Interview


A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is beinginterviewed.


The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good,but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before youcan be accepted."


Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six methdealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"
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Old 02-01-2009, 07:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Nice!

Now, where's the PC patrol?
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That's pretty good.
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LOL .... I know a few men that resemble that joke!
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As a Dallas person, I gots to ask: What kind of reputation do we texans have amongst the other 49?

Sheeshh...<LOL>
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nice one....best way to start the morning is with a little humor.
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Cute. amplitude test.
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As a Dallas person, I gots to ask: What kind of reputation do we texans have amongst the other 49?

Sheeshh...<LOL>

Where have you been the last eight years?
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