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Old 05-24-2009, 10:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t."





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Old 05-24-2009, 10:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t."
Sad but true, self preservation usually makes me keep my mouth shut.
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Old 05-24-2009, 10:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t."
Amen!
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Old 05-24-2009, 10:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Great wisdom in this. Isn't this a "man law" though?
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Another good quote:
"You men are despicable, ducking from the enemy! GET UP! THEY COULDN'T HIT AN ELEPHANT AT THIS DIST-" -Last words of General John Sedgwick. He was cut off due to a sharpshooter's bullet just below the right eye.
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So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t."
Sad but true, self preservation usually makes me keep my mouth shut.
I try, but I find my mouth opening and words coming out even though my brain is shouting "Nooooo... Don't do it... Anything you say or do is just going to make this situation more tragic..."
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"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh!t."
Smart man.
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