From the mouth's of babes...

[Foo2]

The other day my friend and I were talking and she told me that the other day her family was hanging out at their house. Somebody "broke wind"...Her 5 year old said, "Ewwww! Somebody just tooted!" Apparantly the "toot" was pretty stinky cause her 4 year old said, "No mom, that wasn't just a toot....that was a prosti-toot." Needless to say...she doesn't get to watch "Cops" anymore.

[unclepooty]

Gotta love those kids. If only we could all look at the world though their eyes.

[dallasdivergirl]

oh...my.

that is funny.

thanks for the laugh

[loudgonzo]

Originally Posted by unclepooty

Gotta love those kids. If only we could all look at the world though their eyes.

You can after a 12 pack of Negra Modelo and 2 shots of good tequila

[mm_dm]

Originally Posted by loudgonzo

You can after a 12 pack of Negra Modelo and 2 shots of good tequila

At least we're happy drunks

[jpep]

Originally Posted by mm_dm

At least we're happy drunks

Hmmmm Modelo Negra and good tequila ... haven't had that in 2 months since Cancun

We'd be happier drunks with 2 more shots.... at least until the "tooting" began!

Foo2... thanks for the laughs

[jwdizney]

Originally Posted by Foo2

The other day my friend and I were talking and she told me that the other day her family was hanging out at their house. Somebody "broke wind"...Her 5 year old said, "Ewwww! Somebody just tooted!" Apparantly the "toot" was pretty stinky cause her 4 year old said, "No mom, that wasn't just a toot....that was a prosti-toot." Needless to say...she doesn't get to watch "Cops" anymore.

[Osprey]

I really wish they'd have caught that on film and showed it to them both in their teenage years... lol

[Disneymom]

that's too funny, foo2!

[Liv7301]

Being a teacher we always here some real pips. Here is one of my favorites:

I had a group of 5th grade students. We were about to start playing a review game and needed to split into two teams. One student asked if we could play boys vs. girls. This was a very competitive group of students and I was going to explain how we would play in mixed groups for a long list of teacher-reasons. However, one student took care of all of that for me. He blurted out "No, we can't play boys vs. girls! The girls will win; they have more knowledge!"

While I was laughing he was looking at me strangely and asking the boy sitting next to him "What did I say that was funny?" They shrugged at each other.