Inner Peace, Dr. Phil to the Rescue

[mm_dm]

Slow day on the forums, time to hit the old files:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all
could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on
a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I
started and hadn't finished; and before leaving the house this morning I
finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of
Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both
Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines
and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

[unclepooty]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Osprey]

Sounds very euphoric, lol

[Foo2]

nice!

[loudgonzo]

.....feeling good.....

Now I'm looking for things to start again.

[Harshal]

Its Dr Phil.............

[Ajuva]

You've just made my night!

[Vercingetorix]

mm_dm,

I feel a vicarious inner peace. Thank you for sharing...

//must stop at liquor store on way home to purchase several bottles of inner peace...

[ScubaToys Larry]

Now lets not make fun of Dr. Phil. He's kind of a bud... and I certified all his kids in scuba diving. They take their private gulf stream down to Cayman all the time to dive - and many times stop in to get a couple items before they go.

You would think with the huge fame and fortune he has amassed his kids would be spoiled rotten, but actually, they were some of the nicest, most polite and respectful kids I've ever worked with.

And back to the original post... He also has said a lot of stuff about sharing... so where's my Baleys!?

[Disneymom]

Dr. Phil is a brilliant man. I feel compelled to finish a few things myself, now that I know it will bring me inner peace.