The Idiot Next to Me

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OK, so I stole this one from Bill McIntyre on Spearboard.com. It was too funny. so, I had to pass it along.


The idiot next to me
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from
the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the rest room;
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered,
somewhat embarrassed:
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that?
At that point, I'm thinking
this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"!
At this point I am just trying to get out
as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
O.K., this question is just too weird for me;
but I figured I could just be polite and end
the conversation. I tell them:
"No.........I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say nervously . ....
"Listen, I'll have to call you back.
There's an idiot in the other stall
who keeps answering all my questions."

[Charles R]

LMAO:smili e39: That is funny

[unclepooty]

Funny!!! thank goodness there was no foot taping

[greyzen]

Originally Posted by unclepooty

Funny!!! thank goodness there was no foot taping

ahaha

my thoughts exactly!

[finflippers]

That was good

[scuba Widow]

That was too funny...Thanks

[scubafreak]

very very funny!!!

[dburg30]

LOL

[kevinj1]

Originally Posted by greyzen

ahaha

my thoughts exactly!

I completely agree..

[crpntr133]

Good one.