Scuba related Jokes/Pick up lines...got any?

[Cichlid]

Um, hey, is that an Original Larry Scuba Tool in your BC pocket or are
you just happy to see me? Yeah, I dunno about that one, you guys do
better!

[FishFood]

Hey Baby, Do you like your "boots" Tall and Hard or Short and Soft?

[sidneydiver]

Hey Baby, I've got a really low SAC.

[Lucky(AR)]

No fancy pick up lines when i put my plum smugglers on they just go crazy..lol

[techgnostic]

Perhaps the best of these can be culled for ST bumper stickers....

[Cichlid]

Scuba Toys: Our toys won't embarrass you at airport security.

[techgnostic]

Originally Posted by Cichlid

Scuba Toys: Our toys won't embarrass you at airport security.

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[94GTStang]

Originally Posted by Cichlid

Scuba Toys: Our toys won't embarrass you at airport security.

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Ah... reminds me of Meet the Fockers


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[Joew]

I don't know any scuba related pick-up lines, at least none that work. I do have a few (bad) jokes, though. Here's one:

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?
Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

[94GTStang]

Originally Posted by Joew

I don't know any scuba related pick-up lines, at least none that work. I do have a few (bad) jokes, though. Here's one:



Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

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