Christmas Carols For The Disturbed

[PhD4JC]

This just came across my desk, and is worth a few chuckes, thought I would share...
Merry Christmas

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

1.

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?


2. Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings of Disoriented Are


3. Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas


4. Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


5. Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and


6. Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me


7. Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


8. Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why


9. Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy, can I have a chocolate, where did I put my socks, I can't for get to tell, I already forgot what I was going to say, where are my socks, did I take out the trash, what do I want for dinner, I wonder where the cats are, what time is it, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells ....

[Garrobo]

What about: "Now we donn our gay apperal, Fa-La-La-La-La....."?