Butter Side Down

[Scuba_Steve]

"When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped it always lands buttered side down. I propose to strap giant slabs of hot buttered toast to the back of a hundred tethered cats; the two opposing forces will cause the cats to hover, spinning inches above the ground. Using the giant buttered toast/cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago."


Meow.

[Queen]

Scuba Steve, I'm enjoying some single malt right now and that post just hurt my head![img]smileys/smiley36.gif[/img]

[Scuba_Steve]

SHaring never hurt anyone....LOL You could send some my way.
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<DIV>I thought some might enjoy that one. </DIV>

[JahJahwarrior]

One word:
People for the Ethical Treatment of Buttered Toast.

[Queen]

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

SHaring never hurt anyone....LOL You could send some my way.
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<div>I thought some might enjoy that one. </div>

Next time you're in IL the single malt is on me. [img]smileys/smiley20.gif[/img]

[Scuba_Steve]

LOL I just dodged a trip to chicago this week. Nothing wrong with Il I just hate going places for work.

[quarrydiver]

mmm. toast. would this work with buttered waffles?

[WV Diver]

Too much idle time.

[scuba Widow]

too funny

[Charlotte Smith]

Your surface interval has gone on long enough...get in the water!