Different attitudes - Dogs v Cats

[Big Mike]

The Dog's Diary

8 :00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
1 0:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
Noon - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8: 00 pm - Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

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The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little danglingobjects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I arefed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contemptforthe rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something inorder to keep up my strength.The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at theirfeet.I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since itclearly demonstrates my capabilities.However, they merely madecondescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.Bastards!There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.I wasplaced in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.However,I could hear the noises and smell the food.I overheard that myconfinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn whatthis means and how to use it to my advantage.

Day 984 of my captivity...
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of mytormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.I must trythis again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies andsnitches.The dog receives special privileges.He is regularly released andseems to be more than willing to return.He is obviously retarded.Thebird must be an informant.I observe him communicate with the guardsregularly. I am certain that he reports my every move.My captorshavearranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he issafe.For now....

[maggs_the]

exactly why i am a dog person

[pyre24]

cats are evil, but cute. when they are little.

[johnyringo]

Originally Posted by Big Mike

The Dog's Diary

8 :00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
1 0:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
Noon - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8: 00 pm - Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

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The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of my captivity...
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little danglingobjects.They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I arefed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contemptforthe rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something inorder to keep up my strength.The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at theirfeet.I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since itclearly demonstrates my capabilities.However, they merely madecondescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.Bastards!There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight.I wasplaced in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.However,I could hear the noises and smell the food.I overheard that myconfinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn whatthis means and how to use it to my advantage.

Day 984 of my captivity...
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of mytormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking.I must trythis again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies andsnitches.The dog receives special privileges.He is regularly released andseems to be more than willing to return.He is obviously retarded.Thebird must be an informant.I observe him communicate with the guardsregularly. I am certain that he reports my every move.My captorshavearranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he issafe.For now....

Haaaa, Haaaaa! I like it. I like cats AND dogs, as a matter of fact I'm not sure if I totally trust people who dislike cats, or dogs...LOL.

[maggs_the]

Originally Posted by johnyringo

Haaaa, Haaaaa! I like it. I like cats AND dogs, as a matter of fact I'm not sure if I totally trust people who dislike cats, or dogs...LOL.

mom always said, dogs and little children could tell about people..

[johnyringo]

Originally Posted by maggs_the

mom always said, dogs and little children could tell about people..

I think your mom may have had something there.

[danielh03]

Can't stand a dog in the house frankly. My cat on the other hand, when he is not vomiting on my carpet is what keeps me going. I don't see why ppl have them declawed, thats the funnest part of cats!

[Judge]

I am allergic to cats...and love my Boxers.

[WV Diver]

Being a biologist, I love about all animals. I think Ringo and Maggs both have valid considerations. Animals are innocent, even when they do something they know they will get punished for, they are just being animals. They don't contemplate the before and after of their actions like humans do.

BTW: I have four cats and just put my old dog down recently. I am thinking of a Golden Retriever for my next buddy.

Only one thing really separates dogs and cats when it comes to choosing which. Dogs need constant attention and food and care, and water, and walked while you are on vacation or away for even a day.

Cats will say see you when you return vile creature. In your absence I shall plan your demise, now be gone from me, can't you see I'm having my bath. All the while licking its paw and raking its forehead.

[DivingCRNA]

I like them both as well. I only have a dog right now (75 pounds of lab/doberman that is sleeping in the loveseat right now).

Unfortunately, my son has asthma and the doctor has advised against future furry pets when the dog dies (she is only 7).

We will see.