So just how evil are you?

[Judge]

OK, I used to own a Custom motorcycle shop and got bored one day. I grabbed a Dollar coin and some industrial two-part epoxy. I mixed up some epoxy (hot summer day) and glued the dollar down so I could see how many people would fight to pick it up...right outside the office window.

Drove by the building the other day...and someone finally got it

[MagnaBoxer]

My job requires me to work on rotation in the middle east. The number of Indian laborers over here who see an American and immediately think you must be rich is astronomical. It gets old having these guys constantly come up to you asking for your personal items or for you to bring them something back from the States, free of course. I've taken to bringing in several boxes of Ex-lax with me and when I get hit up for my glasses, watch or just anything in general that happens to be in my truck at the time I break out the "quality chocolates" that I brought all the way from the States.

[PlatypusMan]

I'd tell you, but the Statute of Limitations hasn't run out yet in 3 more countries.

PPM

[Bert]

My grandparents are staunch democrats and I voted for a republican

[hoobascooba]

girlfriend from HS was scared to death of ghosts, and when we moved into a tiny town in Georgia, the place we lived in was "apparently" haunted. I worked a late shift so every night when I came home, every light would be on in the house, gf on the couch wide awake...

i agreed to a séance by a friend. All the lights out, the whole kit n kaboodle - about the middle of it, we heard a sound come from the kitchen. I (knowing the house like the back of my hand) went to check things out. While I was in there, I quietly arranged the dining room chairs in a circle; then I turned on the light, started screamin', an they all ran out!

It was hilarious to me, but the *evil* part was that I never told them that it was me who moved the chairs. They never seemed to have figured it out...

edit: p.s. there's more to this story, about the supposed "haunting".

[wgt]

Originally Posted by Judge

OK, I used to own a Custom motorcycle shop and got bored one day. I grabbed a Dollar coin and some industrial two-part epoxy. I mixed up some epoxy (hot summer day) and glued the dollar down so I could see how many people would fight to pick it up...right outside the office window.

Drove by the building the other day...and someone finally got it

Thanks for the dollar.

[emcbride81]

A manager and I got in to a fake fight on the sales floor at one of my old jobs. We went back into the back "to settle this". We had previously inflated several balloons to the point of bursting and I had theatrical blood. We continued shouting back and forth and then we popped 3 of the balloons....I came hobbling out with the fake blood on my shirt...really freaked out the guy and girl on the sales floor...they weren't happy when I started laughing. Looking back, not a smart idea for a joke...but it was funny!

[BeachBunnyCrissy]

When my sister who lived with me at the time would go out drinking and get way out of hand.... she would come home so drunk she wouldn't remember anything the next day, so one night she came home.... she fell asleep on the sofa, I grabbed her car keys and moved it over to a friends garage and when she woke up of course she said she didn't remember anything so I raised my voice and told her the cops had impounded her car and that she had gotten a DUI the night before..... several hours went by of her freaking out before I told her the truth & I think it actually taught her somewhat of a lesson.

[dallasdivergirl]

stealing the tags off of the car of the girl trying to steal my college boyfriend.

*looks around innocently*

[BeachBunnyCrissy]

I just thought of my roommate in college who froze the liquid from the tuna can on a paper plate and then slid it under a girls door for calling her fat, right before we left for winter break.... imagine the smell when we got back.