The 9 words.......

[Cheddarchick]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed , this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end
in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you
about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid
if they remember the terminology.

[Foo2]

So true. Maybe this should have been posted in the Man Laws Forum

[Kokomo]

That's great...oh so true!

[cyclone]

There's more for a yuppy woman. example: hmmp!!!, duh!!!, agh!!!, Wha!!!, Ows!!!, Nah!!!, Huh!!!, Sheeesh!!!, and Eeeeeek!!! Eeeeeek!!! is my favorite...

[Chocoholic]

Yeah, these are all true and especially if you add an eye roll for emphasis.

[Chocoholic]

By the way I love your photo gallery Cheddarchick.

[fire diver]

Originally Posted by Foo2

So true. Maybe this should have been posted in the Man Laws Forum

This is VERY important for all men to know.

FD

[Cheddarchick]

Thanks Choco!!! I'm not always good but I sure enjoy it!!!
And I LOVE the eye roll especially with a little sigh for good measure.

[DevilDiver]

At last the secrets have been revealed!!

I knew stalking the womens forum would pay off!!!!

[cyclone]

Originally Posted by DevilDiver

At last the secrets have been revealed!!

I knew stalking the womens forum would pay off!!!!

I agree, they never know we are learnoing their secrets.