Women over 40.....

[Anne Eastwell]

My significant other sent me this today.... I think he appreciates me

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

[dallasdivergirl]

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!


now that is funny!

[unclepooty]

Funny, sorry just passing through.

[Silverlode]

Nice! I'm going to have to C/P this and forward it on

[Anne Eastwell]

Originally Posted by Silverlode

Nice! I'm going to have to C/P this and forward it on

How's Melbourne Cup day???? We're cold, wet and windy in Sydney....

[Silverlode]

Originally Posted by Anne Eastwell

How's Melbourne Cup day???? We're cold, wet and windy in Sydney....

Coolish at the moment. Cup Day and I'm stuck in front of the ST Forum!
I can see the sun which is better than what we'd had the last few days.
Now, only if they have a horse with a scuba diving sounding name, I'd backed it

[Anne Eastwell]

Originally Posted by Silverlode

Coolish at the moment. Cup Day and I'm stuck in front of the ST Forum!
I can see the sun which is better than what we'd had the last few days.
Now, only if they have a horse with a scuba diving sounding name, I'd backed it

Cup lunch is about to start, so I'll be occupied for the next little bit.... good luck with any bets. I've got a few tickets in the sweeps, nothing serious.

[Silverlode]

I think we're waaaaay off topic but .. hehe.
Lunch too for me. I'll try to drag myself off the computer and spend the day with the family.

[Anne Eastwell]

Ah who cares! I just want to crack my 100 posts before I log off for the day!!! Yay, made it.

[cshel]

Congrats!