Nine Words Women Use

[missnumnutz]

I'm not sure if this has been posted if it has - I'm sorry!

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

[Soonerwink]

You're going to get into so much trouble!

[Silverlode]

I think I should cut and paste and email it to my guy friends, hubby included

[BeachBunnyCrissy]

This is the GREATEST post of all time.... i couldn't agree more on "whatever"

[Navy OnStar]

Oh, my 4 year old daughter is sooooo in trouble for telling me "Yeah whatever" this morning!

[missnumnutz]

Originally Posted by Navy OnStar

Oh, my 4 year old daughter is sooooo in trouble for telling me "Yeah whatever" this morning!

o dear... ! heheheheh

[missnumnutz]

Originally Posted by BeachBunnyCrissy

This is the GREATEST post of all time.... i couldn't agree more on "whatever"

its just weird how its just so true isnt it.. its like we all red the same dictionary.... and the mens dictionary had these all left out in between fart, NO and YES

[Mtrewyn]

This has got to breaking some sort of code or something, We aren't meant to be able to understand females this well, Are we? I know all three (Wife, 15 yo, and 4 yo) keep me guessing, even when I know this.

[scubajane]

there are 2 rules about women

1. the woman is always right.

2. when the woman is wrong refer to rule 1