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Old 10-14-2008, 09:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Help wanted.

Must be a team player, and not ask too many questions. Strong, silent type preferred. Willing to put your best fin forward. At a miminum OW certified. Experience with lift bags and spear guns a plus.

If interested: Report to Long. 42, 23 E. Lat 27, 22 N.
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Help wanted.

Must be a team player, and not ask too many questions. Strong, silent type preferred. Willing to put your best fin forward. At a miminum OW certified. Experience with lift bags and spear guns a plus.

If interested: Report to Long. 42, 23 E. Lat 27, 22 N.
Isn't that the secure diamond-drop location?

What does Number One have to say?

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Old 10-14-2008, 11:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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am i missing something here?
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Old 10-15-2008, 04:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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What are the hours? Do I have to provide my own equipment? Do you have dental????? And why do I need to a lift bag and spear gun in the middle of a sand box???!!! (your coordinates put you smack dab in the middle of Saudi Arabia-about 100 miles east and north of Hail.)
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Old 10-15-2008, 05:04 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Hehehe... reminds me of that scene from Blazing Saddles

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Goon: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Goon: I like rape.

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Hehehe... reminds me of that scene from Blazing Saddles

Hedley Lamarr: Qualifications?
Goon: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Hedley Lamarr: You said rape twice.
Goon: I like rape.

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Or better yet:

Hedley: Qualifications?
Sheriff Bart: Stampeding Cattle...
Hedley: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican???
Hedley: OOOH, Kinky! Sign here!
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Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Hehehe... that movie was delightfully un-PC.

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And now we take you back to our regularly scheduled thread...

WHY are we diving in the middle of a desert!!!!!
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And now we take you back to our regularly scheduled thread...

WHY are we diving in the middle of a desert!!!!!
Dude, SHUT UP!!! He said no questions. He'll throw you in the shark pool like that last guy.

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That has got to be one of my all time favorite( and most quoted among those of us who have seen it) movies.
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